mom and dad be like
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
update the er closed right after i got chik fil a so now i have to wait until tomorrow
I can’t believe you
believe it im in the hospital rn and the doctor keeps asking why i didnt come sooner and i told him “chik fil a” and now my dads wheezing
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”
It’s showing -1 notes
It’s so broken it’s giving me the option to reply to the post oh my god
This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”
please say you slapped him
im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it
hes here somewhere
Mind games are pointless lol. Be upfront and be my friend. I don’t care. Honestly.